The power to only be obesely fat.

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The power to hold your breath when you die

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The power to be able to make something usable but have it disappear when you try to use it.

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The power to fall asleep each time you

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the power to do a backflip but only if you break your neck in the process

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The power to predict the present

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The power to fly in tornadoes

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The power to fly inside of airplanes

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The ability to see the future through the eyes of people you don't know in places you can never go while you are doing life threatening work.

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Absolute Defeatability- the power to be defeated by any and all things physical and nonphysiological.

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Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

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the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

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The power to turn invisible except for your fingers and toes.

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The power to become a fish for 10 hours on dry land

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The power to phase through walls whenever there is a door nearby leading to the next room

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The power to see in the dark, but only when the lights are on.

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The ability to open a door that was already open.

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The power to see but only with eyes????

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The power to hover a milimeter off solid ground when performing a walking motion.

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The immeasurable power to thumb this up all the way to the top... or even at all... I mean thumbing it down makes a lot more sense... then again this is pointless as hell ;D Richter : Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSHHH!!!! Dracula: Ugh agh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh... Ahh!! Iiiiyoouu!! Play time's over, grant me powweeeeeeerrrrrraaaaaaahhh!!! Richter: Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSSSSSHHHH!!!!! Fire burning Dracula: Chug chug chug chug chug! Dracula: No, this cannot be!!! AAAAAAHHHH!!! Fire burning the picture: Tugshung, gshung, gshung!gh... Moral: Now I am just screwing around, I recently played an dusty old game Called Castlevania: Symphony of the night... best game ever...

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The power to not get shit d*ck

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The power to see when your eyes are not closed.

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the power to walk on walls but not on the floor

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The power to turn into a laptop forever

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!