To never remember what the word if means

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The power to wiggle your big toe whenever you have a car accident with a baby gorilla on the passenger seat every other Thursday of every other leap year.

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The ability to seduce any woman.....over 200lbs......that was born with a penis.

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The power to be there were you dont wanet to be!

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power to transform into a dick with legs

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The power to lick your own elbow

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The ability to go blind every time you open your eyes

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the power to like justin beiber

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The power to not see anything

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The power to see via toe nails

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The power to type in the wrong capatcha.

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The power of being able to punch everything so hard that it explodes.........BUT you are not resistant to the explosions.

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the power to die on the spot

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The power to understand that if you type or read at this section, then it is probably because it means something to you... Moral: That is almost a superpower... I mean wow pointless makes a point which is pointless, and a pointless point with a point is... anyway I just divided by infinite loop. Cant say that is far away from zero which by itself is basically a circle... Damn im good! (just for that final line im gonna get thumbed down, its worth it though.

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The power to get an erection in the most akward of situations.

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The power to have sex with anyone you want in the world, but only after you die.

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Power To Throw Power Booger In Every 5 Seconds

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Shit bricks I love itttttt

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Th power to have a 10 minute delayed reaction, so if you stub your toe 10 minutes later you scream like a f***nut

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The ability to instantly turn 360 degrees.

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power to have time to actually wright something funny in pointless superpowers

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The ability to be in fashion.

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The power to laugh at other people when they get hurt, and still be able to have high esteem in front of all your friends.

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The power to open any door with no lock on it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!