The power to make sweet love to your mother just by caressing her between the legs for a while.

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ability to run very fast forever

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The power to make a white paper green but only with a colored pencil

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The power to not constantly thumb my comments up or down, whichever. Moral: Energy spent on me, is energy well spent! Stay proud and walk tall soldier!

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The power to piss your pants whenever you want.

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The power to know everyone's name before you meet them but you say it wrong every time

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The power to be a snail

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the power to become Homer Simpson's mom (R.I.P. her)

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The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

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The power to survive extreme temperatures, for extremely short amounts of time.

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The power of eletric energy in the ancient history

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The power to bend time and space in a way that would do nothing.

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The power to be in any position, and still be comfortable.

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The power to get a boner whenever you see a rainbow.

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The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.

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the power to make your nipples dissappear

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The power to walk on water. Unless its above 0 degrees celcius.

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The power to be an ugly barnacle who is so ugly that everyone dies.

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The power of telling the name of ANY song/music ever made by just listening the first three seconds of it.

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The power to like Justin Bieber

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the power to fly but only during a severe hail storm

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The power to breathe slightly faster

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The ability to poop glue.

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the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!