The power to bingewatch an entire season of a TV show in only five minutes, only to not remember any of it and have to watch it all again through normal means.

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the power to to deep fry anything deep fried

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the power to get extra homework

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mint berry crunch

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The power to rotten food.

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Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

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The power to bypass capcha codes

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THE POWER TO BE INVISIBLE WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING...

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the ability to only crap while on a toilet

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the power to turn retarted

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The ability to shed one's skin like a snake.

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The power to negate all powers including your own.

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The power to make money disappear.

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The power to fly at 0.00000000000000001mm off of the ground at a speed of 1 mile per hour whenever you desperately need the toilet.

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The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.

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The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

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the power to sing amazingly but only when someone is 158,00000000000 times louder

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The power to walk on very very shallow water (

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The power to get a boner whenever you see a rainbow.

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The power to have amazing sexual prowess for 24 straight hours, but only on days that you have to work overtime. This is actually true.

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The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

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The power of fork-throwing. This includes large pie servers, spoons, and basically any other utensils that are not knives.

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The ability to make cringe worthy YouTube videos

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The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!