The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

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The power to become attractive to women. but only when your with elderly people and Sarah Palin.

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The power to see in the dark, but only when the lights are on.

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The power to know what someone thought, after they told you.

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The ability to seduce any woman.....over 200lbs......that was born with a penis.

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The power to predict the present

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The power to create mysterious stains on your clothes.

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The power to die on the spot and not revive

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The power of dying whenever you want.

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The power to make muffins appear out of nowhere.

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The power to make an apple you're holding taste delicious, but only for other people

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The power to become powerless

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the power to explain accidents when nobody gives a rats ass anymore

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Brazilian waxing via telepathy.

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS WITHOUT PRESSING THE BUTTON

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The power to sing wonderfully but at a pitch only dogs can hear

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The ability to pass out at will.

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The power to instantly reduce the sales price of an item to ten percent of the original but you must buy at least ten.

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The power to recite all of Encyclopedia Brown's cases in alphabetical order.

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The power to turn oxygen into carbon dioxide.

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el poder de leer "google" en cualquier idioma

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The power to strangle yourself to death

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The ability to be in fashion.

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The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!