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The power to make a watch that functions as a small phone and is named after a fruit. I would call it Applewatch.
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the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year
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BULLET ATTRACTION.
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The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"
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Invisibility, when no one is looking.
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the power to animate condiments
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The power to fly in tornadoes
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The power to hold your breath when you die
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the power to hover an inch above the ground once every month.
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The ability to turn your fingers into angry bears without you being able to control them
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Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire
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The power to make something cold when you put it in the fridge
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The ability to be heard in space
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The power to have an internal monologue voiced by Morgan Freeman.
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The Power to fart extremely loudly every time your in a crowd.
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The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.
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The power to beat up anyone but only if u sneeze first
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The power to summon fire with the use of a match
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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.
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the power to get F's on assignments without trying
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The power to think your dreams are real.
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The ability to fly for 14 seconds every decade.
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the power to smell like ham
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The power to resurrect dead insects
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!