The power to have two eyes that can't see very far or through anything.

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The power to sleep with your eyes open.

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the power to become Homer Simpson's mom (R.I.P. her)

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The power to be in any position, and still be comfortable.

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The power to walk on water. Unless its above 0 degrees celcius.

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The power of telling the name of ANY song/music ever made by just listening the first three seconds of it.

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Having taste buds in your anus.

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the power to sing like an angel... but only if the song is "friday" or "baby"

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The ability to poop glue.

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The power to stare at deckchairs without blinking

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The power to shrink boobs

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The power to see through walls, but not through air.

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The power to see through things like locked cabinets, wrapped birthday presents etc. But only if you know whats inside.

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The power to eat food a little faster. So when you are done you have to just stay there for 5 more minutes for everybody to finish

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The power of learning

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The power of absolutely flawless hindsight. -Credit to South Park

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The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

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The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

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the power to sleep while standing!

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the power to ryme words with orange, purple, and silver but only after eating your own poo and while singing a beyonce song

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the power to imagine any women naked...but only as an octogenerian

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Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

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The power to make Thursday come before Friday and after Wednesday.

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The power to beat up anyone but only if u sneeze first

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!