the power to time travel to the present

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the power to predict Justin Beiber's next album

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From this site`s standard... me typing this is a superpower, you reading this is a pointless superpower, and so is the superpower to HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: I still CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Well actually I can but I got hit with the pointless superpower below somewhere... Moral: For moral man it is better with one Moral too many than one moral too much... and if yu disagree YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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The power to phase through walls whenever there is a door nearby leading to the next room

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The ability to give yourself a stroke just using your mind.

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The power to eat a ridiculous amount sandwiches without getting full

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the power to be like charlie sheen and relize that my score is 0

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The power to hover a milimeter off solid ground when performing a walking motion.

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The ability to pass out at will.

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the ability to spin gold into straw

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01010100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01110000 01101111 01110111 01100101 01110010 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01110100 01111001 01110000 01100101 00100000 01101001 01101110 00100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 00101110 (The power to type in binary)

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The power to never die unless you become sick, injured, or breathe through your nose:/

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The power to understand that if you type or read at this section, then it is probably because it means something to you... Moral: That is almost a superpower... I mean wow pointless makes a point which is pointless, and a pointless point with a point is... anyway I just divided by infinite loop. Cant say that is far away from zero which by itself is basically a circle... Damn im good! (just for that final line im gonna get thumbed down, its worth it though.

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Brazilian waxing via telepathy.

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The power to fly at the speed of light, but then your pants keep coming off!

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the power to walk on walls but not on the floor

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The power to turn into a laptop forever

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The ability to reduce the value of a penny.

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The ability to instantly turn 360 degrees.

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the power to grill steak for a vegetarian

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Power to freeze ice.

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The power to be able to freeze anything, with the help of your trustworthy sidekick the freezer.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!