the power to enter a coma.

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The power to see through walls, but not through air.

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The power to laught at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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the power of milking a cow aslong it is a horse that you are milking. the power to ride a bull for 0.55 nanoseconds. the power to kill 1 bacteria every 20 min. the power to spread herpes without having symptoms. the power of sharing awkward details of your bowel movements to your family at dinner. the power to lift a small cup of water. the power of falling of your face whilst knowing it will happen 20sec before. the power of inhibiting passage on the curb. the power to cause massive traffic jams without owning a car. the power of listening but not understanding. the power of understanding all languages but the one that is being spoken to you at the time.

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The power to become attractive to women. but only when your with elderly people and Sarah Palin.

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The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time

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The "helpers" you call during emergencies when they where new and a itsy bit unorganized... misunderstandings easily showed up part 1: The Firemen: Why the hell did you call us if this place is already on fire? Call the damn Watermen THEN! The Watermen: Sorry we only receive calls and help people that are drowning, try the Firemen or something... The Cops: Crime in the city? Sorry our work is to COP OUT of stuff, Try the Police or something...

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The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

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The power to see oxygen.

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The power to shoot glue from your penis

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the power to shoot fireballs.....only when your under water

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The power to have super-sonic hearing but only for one second every three hours.

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The power to be able to see 1 second into the future

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The power to punch with the force of hulk ... But Die instintly

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the power to burp every time you drink 1 litre of soda/fizzy

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the power to sleep with any woman, unless your a man

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The ability to make yourself rich unless you are using it on yourself...

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The power of becoming an apple tree

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The power to heal but every time you heal your leg or arm falls off.

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To Turn Thin To Macho but only in left arm

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The power to think of a good super power right now.

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The power to chew with your tongue

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The power to make a woman be quiet but only during sex.

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The power to melt plastic by standing perfectly still for a month.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!