The power to never come into existence

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The power to get an erection in the most akward of situations.

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The power to know the word for potato in every human language... including binary (011100000110111101110100011000010111010001101111)

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The Power to clone yourself instantly, but one of you dies!

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The power to see when your eyes are not closed.

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be a massive dickhead, like thomas bull

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The power to have no power

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the power to make your nose longer by 5 centimeter on command

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The power to use your dick/tits as your cellphone at any time.

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Shit bricks I love itttttt

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The power to be number one, unless someone was better than you.

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The power to die on command.

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The power of having two left hands.

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The power to lift animate objects in the same direction.

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The power to digest corn.

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The epic power of laser pointer vision.

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The power to bend time and space in a way that would do nothing.

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The power of becoming sick when you need it.

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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ability to swim superhuman fast, but only if you're completely naked and dry

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The ability to be smart, but only if you study for the first 18 years of your life

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The ability to not drop anything ...when you're not holding anything

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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the power to predict Justin Beiber's next album

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!