power to age faster

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The power to magically generate drugs in your pockets, but only while being arrested or in a police station.

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the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

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the power to ryme words with orange, purple, and silver but only after eating your own poo and while singing a beyonce song

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Super empathy! The power to feel the suffering of every living being...

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the power to hover an inch above the ground once every month.

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The ability to make yourself rich unless you are using it on yourself...

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The power of HONOR AND LOVE! Moral: it wont make you honorable, or lovable by the way.

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the power to be good at something your already good at.

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The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

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The power to explode when someone looks at you and regenerate in 10 minute after exploding but you can only regenerate from exploding.

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The power to laugh so hard you can't breath at "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?" Jokes.

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The power to make a baby stop crying for 1 second

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The power to think of a good super power right now.

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The power to see in the dark, but only when the lights are on.

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the ability to do see through any girl's clothes but you must be singing a Demi Lovato song at 76.786 Decibels EXACTLY!

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the power to make rotten food go good again, but only if it's exactly 2 months, 4 days, 9 hours and 13 minutes old.

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the power to make coffee room temperature by touching it

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The power to make a woman be quiet but only during sex.

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The ability to go blind every time you open your eyes

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The power to drink and drive without being caught

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the power to kill your self when you are not under any stress

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get my hair more 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 Straighter---Girl!

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The power to not see anything

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!