the power to walk an inch above land but only on labor day

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The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

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the power to read this sentence

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The power to knock yourself unconscious

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The power to sneeze out of your mouth and cough out of your nose.

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the power to time travel to the present

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The power to have super hearing but only works when you are dead.

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The power to see 1 plank length farther then most normal people

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the power to die on the spot

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The power to kill you self.

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The power to smell any flower from the 15th century once a year.

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The power to make it inconveniently drizzle when crime is happening

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The power to have anything you want that is free.

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Nothing to see here, keep moving...

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The power to shit bricks, uncontrollably.

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The power to smell people's moods

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the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

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The ability to stub your toe on every object near you when walking.

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The ability to have superman's powers and weaknesses, but have an 100% chance to have a suit made of indestructible kryptonite.

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The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

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The power to open any trash can lid with telekinesis if its within view.

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The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

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The power to telepathically open umbrellas, only open and only umbrellas.

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From this site`s standard... me typing this is a superpower, you reading this is a pointless superpower, and so is the superpower to HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: I still CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Well actually I can but I got hit with the pointless superpower below somewhere... Moral: For moral man it is better with one Moral too many than one moral too much... and if yu disagree YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!