- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to not being able to go use the bathroom when you have to

The power to fly when in something flying

The ability to turn your penis into a vagina... but only if you're a straight man... and you can't change it back...

The power to turn everything you touch into shit.

The power to read someones mind.... After they have spoken what's on their mind.

The power to not write pointless powers.

The power to make sweet love to your mother just by caressing her between the legs for a while.

the power to get extra homework

The power to change $100 to 100 $1

The power to convert metric to imperial

The power to not constantly thumb my comments up or down, whichever. Moral: Energy spent on me, is energy well spent! Stay proud and walk tall soldier!

The power to type random pointless powers on a website for pointless powers.

the power uncontrollably explode expensive cars

The ability to fool other drivers on the road into thinking that you are a car-sized mouse.

the power to become Homer Simpson's mom (R.I.P. her)

The power to convince two people I am not taking sides while simultaneously taking both sides.

The power to sleepwalk only when u sleep

The power to think this exact sentence at the worst possible time.

Have god like powers but only on 30 of february

The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

The epic power of laser pointer vision.

the power to sing like an angel... but only if the song is "friday" or "baby"

Having taste buds in your anus.

The power to have gravity.

Pointless Super Powers