- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to suck at absolutly everything you do, except at failing.

The power to have incredible upper-body strength, but not have arms or legs.

The power to piss your pants whenever you want.

the power to orgasm with your mind

the power to sing amazingly but only when someone is 158,00000000000 times louder

The power to convert metric to imperial

The power to digest corn.

The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

The power to shrink without the power to return to normal size

The power to be normal and average

the power to be blind, but only if you're blind

The power to get a boner whenever you see a rainbow.

The ability to shed one's skin like a snake.

The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

the power to take ipecac without throwing up

The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

The ability to invent a new language that no one else will ever learn.

The power of having a short attention sp-- Ooh shiny!

The power to turn into a skittles bag

The power to kill anyone by hitting them gently on the forehead by yelling "I HIT THIS VICTIM REALLY HARD! I AM A MURDERER HAW HAW HAW! At least 2 times before, then 3 times after the deed.

the power to laugh at burials and cry at weddings

the power to summon a pen, once

The ability to be smart, but only if you study for the first 18 years of your life

The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

Pointless Super Powers