The power to instant nose-bleed, but not be able to stop it.

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the power to be immortal, but only temporally

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The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

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the power to shape shift to yourself

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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the power to pee while brushing your teeth

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The ability to seduce any woman.....over 200lbs......that was born with a penis.

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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the power to do anything ...but only when you're dreaming, lasting only as long as you're asleep..

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The ability to know who is calling without looking at caller ID

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The power to make Thursday come before Friday and after Wednesday.

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the power to feel pain whenever you breathe

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The power of compulsive lying.

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The Power to Breath When Ur dead

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The power to cry sulfuric acid.

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The power to become powerless

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The ability to turn into a really comfortable chair FOREVER.

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The power to turn anything into Oreos.

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Being able to poop your pants at will with no control over it.

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the power to listen to dead people that speak a different language than you.

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The power to never have fun...never.

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Really bendy thumbs.

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The power to get cancer all the time. And strokes.

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The ability to breathe out of water.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!