the power of the home depot lisp... and as an added bonus the power of how the universe works lisp

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The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

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the ability to walk barefooted on top of legos without pain but only as long as you don't know they're legos

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The power to laugh so hard you can't breath at "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?" Jokes.

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The power to always be at half mast.

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The power to make a baby stop crying for 1 second

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Having six fingers but only on your left hand when you are trying to wear gloves

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The ability to control Do-Do Birds

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the power to shoot fireballs.....only when your under water

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the power to do a backflip but only if you break your neck in the process

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The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

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The power to find spare change in the sofa

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The power to make grass grow 1cm longer than usual.

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the ability to fall asleep in your bed and wake up In one of jigsaws rooms

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The power to breath under water, while your in a submarine.

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The power to speak any language except the language of your people.

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The power to only be obesely fat.

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The power to create mysterious stains on your clothes.

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The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

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The power to know the answer to every question you're asked, but forgetting it instantly.

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the power to hate Raymond, and like Chris.

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The power to magically generate drugs in your pockets, but only while being arrested or in a police station.

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The power to turn a brainfart into a fart

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The ability to change the color of your poop

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!