the power to be immortal, but only temporally

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The power to use a rectangular prism to generate electricity to go on a square-shaped object full of pixels and create things with it.

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Invincibility, but you feel twice as much pain to everything

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The power to fall asleep each time you

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The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

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The ability to jump

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The ability to produce rainbows and yoghurt from your armpits.

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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The ability to seduce any woman.....over 200lbs......that was born with a penis.

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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The ability to know who is calling without looking at caller ID

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The power to not get shit d*ck

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The power to make Thursday come before Friday and after Wednesday.

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the power to feel pain whenever you breathe

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The power to make an apple you're holding taste delicious, but only for other people

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The Power to Breath When Ur dead

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The power to create peanut butter and jelly sandwiches without having any peanut butter.

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The power to become powerless

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The power to make the opposite of what you want to happen (and you can not think of bad things happening)

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The ability to turn into a really comfortable chair FOREVER.

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The power to turn anything into Oreos.

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Being able to poop your pants at will with no control over it.

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The power to turn into a laptop forever

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the power to listen to dead people that speak a different language than you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!