- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to read the terms of service.

The ability to invent a new language that no one else will ever learn.

The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

The power to digest corn.

The ability to fool other drivers on the road into thinking that you are a car-sized mouse.

The power of having a short attention sp-- Ooh shiny!

The power to fuck your mum whenever you want

the power to sneeze whenever you want

the power to become translucent

The power to even

The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

The power to whipe the floor with your face.

The power to lose all your limbs

The power to move at the speed of ripeness. Moral: Ripeness is actually slightly slower than time, true fact.

The power to row 1 inch shorter but can't grow 1 inch taller

open up pickles glass

The power to cause weeds to grow twice as fast as usual in your bed of prized petunias.

The power to become THE APOCALYPSE But you are NOT FIT TO SURVIVE....

The power to look at Sun.

The power to flush toilets with your mind

the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

The ability to stretch your arm towards an object thats in a reachable distance then clench your hand around the object and pull it to yourself.

The power to wear the same clothes every day without them getting dirty.

Pointless Super Powers