The power to turn into the Hulk, but only when you are asleep.

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The Power to make PotNoodle...

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The Power to sh*t your food before eating it.

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The ability to make slightly off colored flags of any country that can not be used in combat.

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The ability to turn into a moth only when you run into a spider web.

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The power to only see things that are a shade of orange if the date adds up to a divisor of Pi x enough to make it a whole number, if you are wearing a hat and have recently expeled bodily fluid

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The power to become invisible, only when no one is looking at you.

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To be able to catch a speeding bullet with your head.

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the power to explain accidents when nobody gives a rats ass anymore

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The power to make whatever it is you see and/or think about into cotton candy.

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The power to drink 10 gallons of water only when you desperately need to piss.

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The power to think of the worst superpower.

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the power to walk on walls but not on the floor

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The power to step only on the surface of lego bricks, no other surface.

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The power to find pokemon attractive

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Power to freeze ice.

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The power to vomit pizza and root beer chunks at will.

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The power to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen

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The power to wake up every morning in a corn field 36miles away from home

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The power to get laid with whomever you choose, but they look and feel like one of your parents.

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The power to make things disappear when I shut my eyes, then bring them back when I open them.

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The power to revive people with terminal disease, and still they have it.

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The powers to blink at the speed of light

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!