The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

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The power to hold your breath when you die

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the power to change people socks on command

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the power to get a massive headache whenever you look at toast

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----the power to hold your breath until your die-----

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All of aquaman's powers.

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The power to kill someone with a knife

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The power to spit venom, but it misses 99.9% of the time.

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The power to have your toe nails and fingernails be bulletproof.

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The power to make any glass of water into milk

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The ability to turn your fingers into angry bears without you being able to control them

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The power to annoy people with saying the same meme to then(Examples: WHAT ARE THOOSE,21 etc.)...

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The ability to to die whenever you want. RIP

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The ability to perceive the presence of light.... with your ears. (warning, blindness may effect abilities potency.)

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the ability to get the chills when someone close to you has an erection.

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the power to smell like ham

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The power to breathe oxygen.

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The power to make school 24 hours , and making vacations for 30 minutes.

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the power to make my 8==D go 8=D 8===D 8=D 8===D.

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The power to levitate 3cm off the ground when no one is watching

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The power to love me. Moral: I have enough of my own. HE TORTURES YOU BECAUSE HE NEEDS YOUR LOVE, I DONT TOUCH YOU BECAUSE I REQUIRE NOT YOUR LOVE, WHO IS YOUR GOD NOW! (still not me, Gods and super sayans are foolish)

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power to fly when your underwater

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boo

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!