- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to fly, but only in microgravity.

The power to see your reflection with The Mirror

The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

the power to poo out of your eyeballs and they burn when you do it

The power to feel like you're gonna sneeze forever

the ability to stop time on your watch, wall clocks, and everything that runs on battery.

The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

The power to only be obesely fat.

the power to sleep while standing!

The power to journey into the future of the past.

The power to instantaneously fall asleep but only when tomorrow is a day off.

The power to have any girl as your girl friend but they turn ugly

The power to not do it.

the power to do anything ...but only when you're dreaming, lasting only as long as you're asleep..

The power to run half as fast as whoever is chasing you.

The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

The power to turn into the Hulk, but only when you are asleep.

the power to teleport but then immediatly cr@p your pants

The Power to Breath When Ur dead

The Power to sh*t your food before eating it.

the ability to do 3 backflips in a row when no one is looking

Be dumb and gay like austin Calhoun

Brazilian waxing via telepathy.

The power to predict how an event could have played out, but only after the event has already happened.

Pointless Super Powers