- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to turn things purple by touching it.

The power to know all knowlege for any exam in the world, but forget it during the examination.

The power to cook 3 minute noodles in under 1 minute.

The power to fly when in something flying

the power to get fat in America

The power to know everyone's name before you meet them but you say it wrong every time

The power to see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch

The power to re grow hair as soon as it gets cut off.

The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

The power to swallow instead of spit

to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

The power to time travel to the end of the world.

The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

The power to move things by 1cm with your mind.l

The power to increase you`re pain at will.

the power to walk an inch above land but only on labor day

The ability to have telekinesis on February the 30th

The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

The power to fall apart whenever touched. See Derrick Rose, Chicago Bulls

The power to be blind

The power to read the terms of service.

the power to sneeze whenever you want

The power to a nokia phone.

Pointless Super Powers