The power to fly whenever you sneeze.

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The power to swim on land.

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Listen to Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black everywhere you go.

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The power to make YouTube subscribers disappear.

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The power to cause weeds to grow twice as fast as usual in your bed of prized petunias.

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pørnstar after dying.

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The power to shrink boobs by merely touching them.

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I’M JUST HAVING AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO THE UNIVERSE. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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The power to hold your breath when you die

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The power to be special just like everyone else.

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the power to misspell

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The power to tolerate Justin Bieber.

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The ability to know what time it is when looking at a working clock.

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The power to make every female cop want you... IN JAIL.

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The power to not do it.

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the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will

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The power to eat anything, but always vomit 15 minutes later.

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The power look completely butiful but Only in complete darkness

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The power to write about pointless superpowers.

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making a sentence of pointless superpowers on pointlesssuperpower.com.

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The power to see through things but you can't turn it off once turned on.

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The ability to build a wall... wait a minute!

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The power to turn into a pineapple that can teleport into a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died because of a pine apple that was in a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died.

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Power that makes you perfect in being useless

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!