The power of eletric energy in the ancient history

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The ability to cut your stool in to tiny pieces smaller than a pea

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The power to use a ridiculous signature that kills any chance of receving green thumbs. Moral: What you talking bout foo?

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The power to not have a brain!

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The power to be really bad at CSGO

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The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

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The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

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The power to have your mother suck your dick dry as long as there is any sperm in your balls.

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whenever you want to sleep an anime starts happening in real life

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The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

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The power to regenerate, but only small cuts

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The power to turn back time and get the word "emit".

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum, but not anywhere else

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The power to turn 85 in 85 years.

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The power to completely understand Monty Python sketches.

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The ability to fart extremely loudly every time you blink - but only when having dinnerwith your girlfriends parents for the first time.

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The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

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The ability to hear the opinions of inanimate objects.

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The ability to die on command.

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The power to fry and suffer harder than anyone when lit on fire.

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The power to remove cancer from stroke victim's bodies.

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to make your bowel work backwards

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The power to fire lasers from my nipples.

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the ability to only crap while on a toilet

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!