to be only be able to walk for 0.0183874662 ever 11.204882884832 days

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The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

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The power to make your girlfriend orgasm only when you are having sex with another man.

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you, only when your wife is beside you.

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The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

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The power to both love and hate marmite.

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The power to have no life and watch a whole tv series in a week.

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The power to be french.

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The power to freeze laptops when you're watching porn and someone comes in.

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The ability to read people's thoughts but only in a language that you do not understand.

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THE POWER TO BE INVISIBLE WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING...

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The power to convince two people I am not taking sides while simultaneously taking both sides.

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The power of knowing every fact about dolphins

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The power to smell WiFi Signals

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The power to summon a spray of bullets going everywhere in the room, and bullet-vulnerability.

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The power to turn everything you touch into cheese

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The power to shrink your hand only when its inside a pringles container.

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the power to summon a pen, once

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The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

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The power to shrink boobs

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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The power to not have a brain!

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The power to get an A+ on every test- but you need to study for 5 hours or so ahead of time

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The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!