The Power of Anti-Sex

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the power to have to pee on a long road trip and there are no bathrooms around.

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Power To Throw Power Booger In Every 5 Seconds

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The power to grow your own armpit hair at a rate of 1 ft/day, and change its color at will.

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The power to change your eye color.

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power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

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the power two peel m&ms -jesse

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The power to do 1d3 points of damage on successful touch attack twice a day assuming no spell resistance.

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to be only be able to walk for 0.0183874662 ever 11.204882884832 days

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

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the power to convert oxygen and glucose to water and carbon dioxide every time you breathe.

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The power to lift animate objects in the same direction.

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The power to sleep anytime and anywhere in an instant, but, u can never blink.

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The power to clap 14 times a second

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The power to lick any telephone pole to call somebody in the winter.

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The power to elect George W Bush.

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The power to communicate with dust bunnies.

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The Power to make miracle, now days there are no safe place in earth. We may died anytime

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The power to recharge batteries by licking them.

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The ability to have A's in all your classes, but only if you already have A's in all your classes.

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the power to hovertate

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The power to be black, but only if you are at a KKK meeting

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The power to turn toast back into bread

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!