- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be normal and average

The power to kill someone with a knife

The power to not write pointless powers.

To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it

The power to automatically blink rapidly at the rate of 1,588 times per second everytime you open your mouth.

The power to walk on water. Unless its above 0 degrees celcius.

Nope. Just nope.

The power to increase you`re pain at will.

The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

the power to fart at the worst moments

The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

The ability to fool other drivers on the road into thinking that you are a car-sized mouse.

power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.

the power to make your nipples dissappear

The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.

The ability to laugh at migits at inapropriet times.

the power to read your own mind

The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

The power to cause weeds to grow twice as fast as usual in your bed of prized petunias.

Pointless Super Powers