THE POWER OF PEDOBEAR!!!!! but only when theres law enforcement around

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The power to read this.

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The power to vomit every time you burp.

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the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

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Most of Gods powers part 2: Let us pretend that God really created everything... including sin right? God: Jebus, I want you to go down to earth and receive torture of legendary proportions, and die. Jebus: Why? God: To remove sin... Jebus: Uh... cant you just remove it? God replies either: 1. Yeah but ill be more fun this way, ill have you killed just to show you are not mortal anyways lol troll! 2. No, Sin is more powerful than me, so you better go die to not really die, relax... 3. Son, my ways are mysterious, "thunderstorm scares Jebus to go down) Moral disclaimer: God can be anyone`s God, and Jebus is not to be confused with the completely different Jesus. I mean every God out there and Jebus is simply a name I put instead of whoever prophet your religion has, so I really insulted everyone religious. Moral: (the other was a disclaimer) Religion is written by men... drunk men... now go eat your bread and drink your wine... and you shall become like Jebus... tortured and crucified? To show the world you are immortal? Side effects: Alcholism and all that follows, including a quicker death... to prove your immortality? (Hypnosis is powerful shit, especially when you are drunk, take it from a experienced hypnotist)

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The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

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The power to laugh so hard you can't breath at "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?" Jokes.

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The ability to cure polio, but only within U.S. borders.

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the power to fax people with your mind

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The ability to telekinetically form crop circles in your own pubic hair.

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to eat a pie and get to fart an apple (cus why not)

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The Superpower to sleep at night.

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The power to teleport 13,000,000,000 lightyears but not be able to return.

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the power to get F's on assignments without trying

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The power to stay dry in the rain, while indoors.

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The ability to build a wall... wait a minute!

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The power to control the weather, but only in space

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the power to be 100% pointless

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the power to melt your bones

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The power to make a woman be quiet but only during sex.

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boo

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The power of tasting irresistibly delishush whenever anyone gets hungry.

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The power to phase through walls whenever there is a door nearby leading to the next room

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The power to revive people, however it only works on people who commit genocide.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!