The power to never die unless you become sick, injured, or breathe through your nose:/

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The ability to make slightly off colored flags of any country that can not be used in combat.

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The power to erect your nipples at will.

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power to turn into an idiot once you get a scholorship.

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The power to shit diamonds, but only into magical underwear that turn diamonds into shit.

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the power to talk to people off long distances,but only with communicational devices.

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The power to never receive pop-ups when surfing porn, but only on gay porn

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The power to be the most amazing singer in the world, but only when nobody can hear you.

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The power to put your pants on, two legs at a time.

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Immunity to everything but AIDS, bears, being choked with cloth, Donald trump, Energy Blasts, fire, guns, etc.

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the power to grill steak for a vegetarian

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The power to grow fingernails.

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The power to stop time for all living beings in the world, including yourself, and starting it again at the same time as the time would have been if you didn't stop it.

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The Power To Only Get Horny Around Your Grandmother

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The power to look into the car next to me at the exact moment the driver is picking his nose

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The power to breathe through your mouth when you have a stuffy nose

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To be ALMOST able to run faster than a speeding bullet

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the power to be super ugly

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the power to orgasm with your mind

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the power to become demented

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The power to laugh at other people when they get hurt, and still be able to have high esteem in front of all your friends.

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The power to be invisible when singing

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Vanilla scented blood

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!