The ability to control dairy products

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the power to read your own mind

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being black

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lol

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The ability to recognize any meme at will.

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The power to release the bogus

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The ability to get shot, for real.

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the power to walk on land.

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The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

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The power to jump over any fence no matter how high! Good luck surviving the fall.

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An extra set of eyes...in your scrotum

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The power to change your urine to any color

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the power to get a random fruit every 10 days...

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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Be virtually indestructible, but only to things your not paying attention too.

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The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster

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The power to spit venom, but it misses 99.9% of the time.

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to zap people but only yourself

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The ability to open a door that was already open.

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The ability to keep a song stuck in your head overnight

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the power of losing and getting in 2nd place or 3th. the power of clearing your mind only for it to stay blank. the power of riding a horse really well aslong as you think it is a cow. the power of breathing AIR. the power of bellyflopping cement. the power of reading ancient arameîc. the power of speaking perfect gibberish.

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THE POWER TO NOT HAVE SUPERPOWERS! ...............ever

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The power to ejaculate needles.

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The ability to pee while standing up for men

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!