the power to orgasm with your mind

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The power to teleport all gold to criminals and or teleport criminals to gold

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The power to moves in slow motion.

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The power to climb trees really fast but only downwards.

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The power to turn 12% invisible.

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the power to be blind, but only if you're blind

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Vanilla scented blood

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The power to get you`re dick stuck to a huge, heavy metal bar no one can lift nor move, either you stay there till you die, or you grab a knife and...

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the ability to turn into justin bieber, but they can only say i like you very much

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The power to stop moral man from writing morals under every comment... Moral: The damn CIA cant go trough my battlestation, because I use this computer via proxy and can change my IP at will, so you literally would have to blow up the anti-bomb shelters in Micronesia and thus kill a key element of the pirate bay... And who would want that... buy your own music and movies? Download your own games? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to look at Sun.

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the power to find a needle in a haystack

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the power to fly, but only when you poop

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the power to eat anything edible but not if it's edible.

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The power to breath under water but only if you're holding your breath

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Tah Puwir tu wright currectili

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The ability to jump 8 feet fences

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The power to resurrect Hitler at will, will only work if you are Jewish.

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The power to run Crysis.

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The power to revive anyone....But only if they are alive.

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The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

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the ability to die on command

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the power to stop masturbating every day

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!