- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to get up from the couch.

The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

The ability to fool other drivers on the road into thinking that you are a car-sized mouse.

The power to lick any telephone pole to call somebody in the winter.

The power to nag at the speed of light before he even thinks about doing it you can literally nag him to death faster then the rapper twister can say his own name!!!

The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

The power to survive extreme temperatures, for extremely short amounts of time.

The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

The power to have two eyes that can't see very far or through anything.

The power to die when you get old

The power to shrink boobs. -Big C

The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

The power to kill anyone by hitting them gently on the forehead by yelling "I HIT THIS VICTIM REALLY HARD! I AM A MURDERER HAW HAW HAW! At least 2 times before, then 3 times after the deed.

The power to be an ugly barnacle who is so ugly that everyone dies.

The superpower to detect when someone is racist.

The power to jump over mountains but die when you hit the ground.

the ability to blow yourself

The power to smell whore

The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

The power to be alone

The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

Pointless Super Powers