The power to be able to make something usable but have it disappear when you try to use it.

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The ability to not slip on banana peels

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The power to write about pointless superpowers.

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The power to ejaculate needles.

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The power to have any video game that you want along with its system but if you ever die just once you can never play that game again even if you get a new one.

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The power to lick your own elbow

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THE POWER TO NOT HAVE SUPERPOWERS! ...............ever

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Ability to emit a low-level light, but only when standing near a candle.

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To be able to catch a speeding bullet with your head.

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The power to understand that if you type or read at this section, then it is probably because it means something to you... Moral: That is almost a superpower... I mean wow pointless makes a point which is pointless, and a pointless point with a point is... anyway I just divided by infinite loop. Cant say that is far away from zero which by itself is basically a circle... Damn im good! (just for that final line im gonna get thumbed down, its worth it though.

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The power to see everything 3D without 3D glasses

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The Power To Right Your Own Power On This Website.

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The ability to make your heart teleport.

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the power to make your nose longer by 5 centimeter on command

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The power to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules.

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the power to listen to dead people that speak a different language than you.

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The power to have super lungs, but be deathly allergic to air.

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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The power to be normal.

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The ability to instantly turn 360 degrees.

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The power to sit on a pile of change and add it up.

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to do nothing

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The power to fart in public AT WILL..

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The power to open any door with no lock on it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!