- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

Nothing

Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

The power to see water one meter behind you.

Having six fingers but only on your left hand when you are trying to wear gloves

The power of fork-throwing. This includes large pie servers, spoons, and basically any other utensils that are not knives.

The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.

Have god like powers but only on 30 of february

The power of telling the name of ANY song/music ever made by just listening the first three seconds of it.

The ability to laugh one's ass off.

the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

The power to be missed when present.

The power to turn into a pebble

The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

The power to know what someone thought, after they told you.

The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

The power to instant nose-bleed, but not be able to stop it.

The power to tap dance awesomely, but only when wearing bunny slippers.

The power to be gay on command.

The power to pick your nose but you happen to be Lord Voldermot

Which superpower would you rather have? 1. The ability to fly 2. Invisibility 3.The ability to make people climax sexually with your mind

The power to journey into the future of the past.

The ability to be heard in space

the power to shape shift to yourself

Pointless Super Powers