BULLET ATTRACTION.

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The power to fall asleep each time you

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The power to run half as fast as whoever is chasing you.

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The power to flap your arms uncontrollably every time a hot girl walks past you.

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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the power to time travel to the present

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Super Arians. Moral: If you think of it, Super Sayan is an acronym for Super Asian, are blonde blue eyed Asians superiors? DRAGON BALL JAPANAZEE!

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the power to predict Justin Beiber's next album

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From this site`s standard... me typing this is a superpower, you reading this is a pointless superpower, and so is the superpower to HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: I still CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Well actually I can but I got hit with the pointless superpower below somewhere... Moral: For moral man it is better with one Moral too many than one moral too much... and if yu disagree YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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The power to phase through walls whenever there is a door nearby leading to the next room

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The power to eat a ridiculous amount sandwiches without getting full

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The ability to give yourself a stroke just using your mind.

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The ability to pass out at will.

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The power to hover a milimeter off solid ground when performing a walking motion.

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the ability to spin gold into straw

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The power to never die unless you become sick, injured, or breathe through your nose:/

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Brazilian waxing via telepathy.

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The power to fly at the speed of light, but then your pants keep coming off!

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the power to walk on walls but not on the floor

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The power to turn into a laptop forever

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!