- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

the power to turn into a piece of paper

The power to lose all your limbs

The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

The ability to be smart, but only if you study for the first 18 years of your life

the power to make faces at the blind

the power to take ipecac without throwing up

The power to summon your mom so you can prove she's not as fat as the chav in front of you is saying she is

The power to teleport yourself into space without a spacesuit on

the ability to make your eyes pop out.

The power to give yourself the most intense orgasm of all time at will, but it only lasts for a millisecond.

The power to wish you had a power

The ability to fly 1/2 mm above ground, and only on dry land... no water walking

The power to no sweat in the cold.

The power to make YouTube subscribers disappear.

The power to look at Sun.

The power to make everything worse

The power to have one eyebrow!?

the power to travel 1-day into the future by waiting 24 hours

The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

A power to turn into an ant, but only one Time.

The power to ignore useful information

The power to eat food a little faster. So when you are done you have to just stay there for 5 more minutes for everybody to finish

teleport to the place where you stand

Pointless Super Powers