- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to cum out of your finger tips

The power to shit bricks, uncontrollably.

The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

The ability to fool other drivers on the road into thinking that you are a car-sized mouse.

the power uncontrollably explode expensive cars

The power to sleep with your eyes open.

The power to sleepwalk only when u sleep

The power to convince two people I am not taking sides while simultaneously taking both sides.

The power to run Crysis.

The power to read this text unless you can see it.

The power to defeat Chuck Norris but only if you can reach the speed of light

Have god like powers but only on 30 of february

The power to be alone

the power to sing like an angel... but only if the song is "friday" or "baby"

The power to have gravity.

The power to be constantly reminded of the game

I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

The power to shrink boobs

The ability to have telekinesis on February the 30th

The power to produce highly concentrated sulphuric acid in your sweat glands.

The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

The power to be an idiot.

The power to eat food a little faster. So when you are done you have to just stay there for 5 more minutes for everybody to finish

the power to extend commercial time while your in the bathroom

Pointless Super Powers