- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to turn your fingers into angry bears without you being able to control them

the power to hover an inch above the ground once every month.

The power to make something cold when you put it in the fridge

The power to have an internal monologue voiced by Morgan Freeman.

the power to refreeze frozen ice

The Power to fart extremely loudly every time your in a crowd.

The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.

the power to fire my lazer

The power to summon fire with the use of a match

The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

power to fly when your underwater

The power to think your dreams are real.

The power to do something as powerful as thin air

The power to make police appear whilst speeding.

The power to become a fish for 10 hours on dry land

the power to smell like ham

The power to resurrect dead insects

the ability to see as well as stevie wonder

The ability to turn into a phone when its smash your phone season

the ability to spin gold into straw

The power to eat your own head.

The power to still believe in Santa Clause.

The power to kill you self.

power to breath fire but only through your nose

Pointless Super Powers