- Pointless Super Powers

power to have time to actually wright something funny in pointless superpowers

the power to instantly make a time bomb explode the moment you touch it

The ability to make everything real, only in your dreams.

To have the power to give yourself a disease

The power to turn cheese into potatoes.

The power to pick any lock as long as its open

to do nothing

Shoppers today in the mattress department we just started a great promotion.

The ability to be in fashion.

The power to stand in line at the DMV with a smile on your face.

the power to orgasm with your mind

the power to suck at absolutly everything you do, except at failing.

The power to be Obama when he's not president anymore

The power to not write pointless powers.

time travel that ownly have 5 time before loose it

The power to ramble on and on endlessly with no end in sight with the most inane of thoughts that no one can begin to guess when they will end or what the value or goal of anything so long-winded might be until you find yourself questioning your very desire to go living if you are only going to continue rambling.

The power to moves in slow motion.

The power to not see the troll dude in the Pointless Superpowers logo raping the words 'Pointless Superpowers'

The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

The power to have really sweaty palms.

the power to walk an inch above land but only on labor day

The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

Nothing

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!