The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

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the power to do a backflip but only if you break your neck in the process

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The power to remember the funniest thing in the world and have a full on laughing fit, as long as you are at a funeral.

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The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

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The power to keep up with the kardashians

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The power to beat up anyone but only if u sneeze first

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the power to be friends with Donald trump

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the power to be good at something your already good at.

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The power to fly really fast but only in closets.

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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The power to make muffins appear out of nowhere.

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The power to resurrect dead insects

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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The power to phase through walls whenever there is a door nearby leading to the next room

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The power to see in the dark, but only when the lights are on.

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The ability to give yourself a stroke just using your mind.

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The ability to turn into a phone when its smash your phone season

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The power to see but only with eyes????

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The superpower to realize that if you guys thumb my former comment up, then it is no longer a useless "superpower" and would by itself contradict uh... itself.. by being useful... Moral: Hey, turning into Beiber at will is useful for banging silly young chicks at will is it not? And I will rather bang brainless women (beliebers yes I mean you, because everyone deserves some love) Disclaimer: Sexual age of consent is 16 over here, and good luck calling a whole nation for pedophiles, nope girls simply mature faster here... Fact: Above.

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The power to die on the spot and not revive

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the ability to tell time without a watch

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The power to levitate, but only after exactly 10 hours of sleep and you have to be wearing a tin foil bathing suit.

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The power to take my legs off the floor while in a sitting position.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!