- Pointless Super Powers

the power to be a free wireless hotspot only when you are completely motionless.

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The power to realize that the alphabet does not need to be in any particular order

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The power to become invisible, only when no one is looking at you.

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The ability to gain more intelligence every second, while whacking your head on a pole, knocking out your brain cells.

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the power to instantly make a time bomb explode the moment you touch it

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

To Turn Thin To Macho but only in left arm

The power to think of a good super power right now.

The power to see through glass

The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.

the power to be immortal, but only temporally

making a sentence of pointless superpowers on pointlesssuperpower.com.

The power of slowing down your reflexes respond whenever you want.

The power to make anything money related to disappear.

The power to become a fish for 10 hours on dry land

The ability to talk to deer, only while riding one.

the power to cook sandwiches when married

The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"

The power to make muffins appear out of nowhere.

The ability to pee while standing up for men

The power to see but only with eyes????

The power to eat a ridiculous amount sandwiches without getting full

The power to hold your fart unless people are around you

the power to be Justin bieber