- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

To be immortal, but injuries do not heal and the pain is 100 times more intense

the ability to make your eyes pop out.

The power to be able to see 1 second into the future

The power to understand irony.

The power to know what someone thought, after they told you.

The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

the power to sleep with any woman, unless your a man

the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

The ability to go to hell.

The power to read minds but only when you're alone

You know what they say! The power to make all toasters... Toast Toast!

Justin Bieber

Which superpower would you rather have? 1. The ability to fly 2. Invisibility 3.The ability to make people climax sexually with your mind

The ability to telekinetically form crop circles in your own pubic hair.

the power to ejaculate 69% of what you normally do

to zap people but only yourself

The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

The power to spit venom, but it misses 99.9% of the time.

the power to poo out of your eyeballs and they burn when you do it

The power of omniscience but it causes a near fatal heart attack every time you think.

the power to shape shift to yourself

Pointless Super Powers