The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

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The power to see the past.

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75% levitation

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The power to nag at the speed of light before he even thinks about doing it you can literally nag him to death faster then the rapper twister can say his own name!!!

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The ability to fool other drivers on the road into thinking that you are a car-sized mouse.

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The power to have two eyes that can't see very far or through anything.

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The power to survive extreme temperatures, for extremely short amounts of time.

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to shrink boobs. -Big C

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The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

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The power to kill anyone by hitting them gently on the forehead by yelling "I HIT THIS VICTIM REALLY HARD! I AM A MURDERER HAW HAW HAW! At least 2 times before, then 3 times after the deed.

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The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

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the power to make your nipples dissappear

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The power to be an ugly barnacle who is so ugly that everyone dies.

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The power to jump over mountains but die when you hit the ground.

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the power to summon a pen, once

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the ability to blow yourself

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The power to smell whore

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The power to extend your pinky toe

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The power to turn everything you touch into cheese

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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The power to be alone

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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The power to see other peoples dreams.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!