- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.

the power to slightly darken the color of tree bark upon touch

The power to smell inside of your own butt.

being black

The power to speak any language except the language of your people.

The power to shoot webs, but only out of your ass

The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

The power to have super-sonic hearing but only for one second every three hours.

The power to fly inside of airplanes

The ability to transform in to a glass of water

The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

The ability to fart, hiccup, vomit, crap, burp, laugh, cry, scream and sneeze all at the same time

Absolute Defeatability- the power to be defeated by any and all things physical and nonphysiological.

The power to make anything money related to disappear.

The power to read upside down...only when you're upside down.

power to drop the soap in the jail shower room

An extra set of eyes...in your scrotum

The ability to become visible at will.

The power to grant underwater breathing to Mosquitos.

the power to pre-tend your a animal ...

The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

The power to drink and drive without being caught

The ability to open a door that was already open.

The ability to make any amount of money appear in your wallet. The money is in the form of the Neptunarian Dollar, which has no value anywhere on Earth.

Pointless Super Powers