- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power to teleport yourself into space without a spacesuit on

the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

the ability to make your eyes pop out.

Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed

The power to no sweat in the cold.

the power to stop masturbating every day

The power to part clouds when there are no clouds.

the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

The power to make everything worse

the power to get a massive headache whenever you look at toast

the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

A power to turn into an ant, but only one Time.

The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

The power to fry and suffer harder than anyone when lit on fire.

the power of the home depot lisp... and as an added bonus the power of how the universe works lisp

The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

the ability to walk barefooted on top of legos without pain but only as long as you don't know they're legos

The power to always be at half mast.

The power to laugh so hard you can't breath at "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?" Jokes.

the power to shoot fireballs.....only when your under water

Having six fingers but only on your left hand when you are trying to wear gloves

The power to breath under water, while your in a submarine.

The power to make grass grow 1cm longer than usual.

Pointless Super Powers