The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.

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Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

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The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

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The power to see water one meter behind you.

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The power to see through things like locked cabinets, wrapped birthday presents etc. But only if you know whats inside.

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The power to to excrete fluids from your body after digesting food or obtaining liquids

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The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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Reversed telepathy, everyone can hear your thoughts.

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The power to turn a light on with your mind, but only if the light is already on

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The power to exaggerate everything, a power a billion, trillion overly trabillion times more powerful than anything, like 3000000 Chuck Norrises, except they are all weak in comparison to this power.

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the power to pay 1 cent less then what items in the store cost

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The power to transform into a bucket of water.

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The power to run like Nicolas Cage.

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The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

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The power to turn any object into food

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Which superpower would you rather have? 1. The ability to fly 2. Invisibility 3.The ability to make people climax sexually with your mind

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The power to fly in tornadoes

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The ability to become visible at will.

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Absolute Defeatability- the power to be defeated by any and all things physical and nonphysiological.

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The power to change your urine to any color

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From this site`s standard... me typing this is a superpower, you reading this is a pointless superpower, and so is the superpower to HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: I still CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Well actually I can but I got hit with the pointless superpower below somewhere... Moral: For moral man it is better with one Moral too many than one moral too much... and if yu disagree YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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the power to get in the van

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The power to make your left hand glow whenever you put your right hand up your ass.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!