the power to ejaculate 69% of what you normally do

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The ability to see women naked, but only if they weigh 400 pounds or more.

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The power to control the weather, but only in space

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The power to have night vision when there's daylight.

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The power to turn into a pineapple that can teleport into a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died because of a pine apple that was in a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died.

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The power to phase through walls whenever there is a door nearby leading to the next room

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The power to appear dancing like a girl at the background of every Justin Bieber "music" "video"

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the power to stand straight but only when you bend over

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The power to have sex with anyone you want in the world, but only after you die.

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the ability to do 3 backflips in a row when no one is looking

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The power to drink 10 gallons of water only when you desperately need to piss.

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The superpower to fly but when you reach 55 feet up you loose your power

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The power to turn everything one touches with one's hand into skittles, but only applying to amputees.

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the power to like Hilary Clinton

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To have the power to give yourself a disease

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The ability to watch movies in 1D

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The involuntary power (or rather compulsion) to add "collectors edition" to everything you ever give or sell or buy. "Old bike, but in perfect condition: Collectors edition" "Hi I am selling my body "Collectors edition" "Sadly I am allergic to my German shepherd: "Collectors edition" so I have to give it away." "Hi excuse me, where do I find the "collectors edition" Milk in this store? Eh? No any kind of "collectors edition Milk is fine" Sigh... What I mean is...

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The power that turns farts into music.

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The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color

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The power to fly when in something flying

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The power to die on command.

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the power to get wider by eating junk food

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Nothing to see here, keep moving...

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ability to run very fast forever

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!