the power to disinfect wigs.

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The power to never receive pop-ups when surfing porn, but only on gay porn

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The power to have sex with anyone you want in the world, but only after you die.

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a power to turn liquid into goo!

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The power to get cancer all the time. And strokes.

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The power to block your own powers

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The power to turn oxygen into carbon dioxide.

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The ability to find a use for 8th grade Algebra.

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The power to invent things as soon as you see them

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The power to cambiar el idioma de din kommentar at will.

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Power to come up with an idea you have recently heard of.

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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The power to smell people's moods

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The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

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The power to turn into a skittles bag

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teleport to the place where you stand

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the ability to blow yourself

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The power to make dead batteries appear.

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The power to think oppositely

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The power to make someone forget you as soon as they laid eyes on you making you lonely forever:)

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the power to read this sentence

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The power to extend your pinky toe

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The ability to see the future through the eyes of people you don't know in places you can never go while you are doing life threatening work.

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!