The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

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The ability to lose 0.000000000001 percent more skin per year.

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The power to look at Sun.

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The power to be on mars. Not survive, not go between mars and earth. You could just instantaneously be on mars, then probably die.

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The power to have no superpower

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The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

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teleport to the place where you stand

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The power to look like Stephen Hawking but have none of his intelligence.

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The ability to eat your self up when out of food.

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the power to be physically attracted to the same sex

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the ability to levitate

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The power to shoot glue from your penis

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The power to fuck your moms pussy at will (her opinion or desire means nothing to the will of your useless superpower!). Moral: SONS OF SICKMAN FRAUD REJOICE!

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The ability to fart extremely loudly every time you blink - but only when having dinnerwith your girlfriends parents for the first time.

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The power of women's rights.

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The power to transform into a bucket of water.

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The power to think this exact sentence at the worst possible time.

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The power to think of your death and then you die.

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The power to beat up anyone but only if u sneeze first

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The power to magically generate drugs in your pockets, but only while being arrested or in a police station.

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The power to level up on a game which you can't level up on.

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The power to have 99 problems, except your dog... if she is female.

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The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

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the power to shoot what your looking at but only when your looking at watermelons

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!