The power to piss your pants whenever you want.

thumb_up thumb_down +105

The power to know everyone's name before you meet them but you say it wrong every time

thumb_up thumb_down +105

The power to have two eyes that can't see very far or through anything.

thumb_up thumb_down +99

the power to become Homer Simpson's mom (R.I.P. her)

thumb_up thumb_down +97

The power to be in any position, and still be comfortable.

thumb_up thumb_down +95

The power to walk on water. Unless its above 0 degrees celcius.

thumb_up thumb_down +91

The power of telling the name of ANY song/music ever made by just listening the first three seconds of it.

thumb_up thumb_down +91

Having taste buds in your anus.

thumb_up thumb_down +89

The ability to poop glue.

thumb_up thumb_down +85

The power to see through walls, but not through air.

thumb_up thumb_down +81

The power to eat food a little faster. So when you are done you have to just stay there for 5 more minutes for everybody to finish

thumb_up thumb_down +79

The power to break the tip of a pencil every time you blink

thumb_up thumb_down +77

The power of absolutely flawless hindsight. -Credit to South Park

thumb_up thumb_down +75

The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

thumb_up thumb_down +75

The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

thumb_up thumb_down +71

The power to hold your breath when you die

thumb_up thumb_down +67

the power to imagine any women naked...but only as an octogenerian

thumb_up thumb_down +65

the power to sleep while standing!

thumb_up thumb_down +65

Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

thumb_up thumb_down +61

The power to beat up anyone but only if u sneeze first

thumb_up thumb_down +57

The power look completely butiful but Only in complete darkness

thumb_up thumb_down +57

The power to create skype chats with 50 people and subsequently annoy all of them with 200+ messages per second. unfortunately neither you nor anybody can block, silence or leave the chat

thumb_up thumb_down +53

The power to waste time and sit around doing nothing and not helping society when you could be doing something productive

thumb_up thumb_down +49

the power to know when someone queefed

thumb_up thumb_down +49

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!