- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to have really sweaty palms.

the power to give yourself sunburn

The power to be an ugly barnacle who is so ugly that everyone dies.

the ability to blow yourself

The ability to stop only ONE bullet and ONE bullet only

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

The power to open doors with your bare hands

The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

The power to be alone

The power to talk in Wingdings.

The power to find anything on google. EXCEPT PORN.

The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

The power to teleport to the south pole.

The power to shit on the ceiling

The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

The power to make it impossible to have powers

The power to turn invisible when crossing the road.

The ability to breath in a complete vacuum, but not anywhere else

The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.

The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

The power to see oxygen.

el poder de escribir en español ( pero solo si naciste en argentina) - ( the power to write in spanish - but only if you are from argentina-)

Pointless Super Powers