The power to turn water into wine.

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The power to read upside down...only when you're upside down.

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The power to grant underwater breathing to Mosquitos.

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The power to explode when someone looks at you and regenerate in 10 minute after exploding but you can only regenerate from exploding.

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An extra set of eyes...in your scrotum

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The power to see in the dark, but only when the lights are on.

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the power to cook sandwiches when married

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The power to turn into the Hulk, but only when you are asleep.

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the power to be like charlie sheen and relize that my score is 0

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The superpower to realize that if you guys thumb my former comment up, then it is no longer a useless "superpower" and would by itself contradict uh... itself.. by being useful... Moral: Hey, turning into Beiber at will is useful for banging silly young chicks at will is it not? And I will rather bang brainless women (beliebers yes I mean you, because everyone deserves some love) Disclaimer: Sexual age of consent is 16 over here, and good luck calling a whole nation for pedophiles, nope girls simply mature faster here... Fact: Above.

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The power to hover a milimeter off solid ground when performing a walking motion.

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the ability to spin gold into straw

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the ability to make toast while standing on your head at 12:46 every Tuesday Greenwich Meridian Time.

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The power to change your hair's color to white when you're old.

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The power to burst into flames (Like the Human Torch), but immediately burn to death after doing so.

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the power to walk on walls but not on the floor

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the power to grow any one hair at any desirable lenght

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The ability to reduce the value of a penny.

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The power to rite liek dis

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the power to instantly make a time bomb explode the moment you touch it

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the ability to see through air

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The powers to blink at the speed of light

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!