the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.

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power to age faster

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The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

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the power to hover an inch above the ground once every month.

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Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed

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the power to gain the intelligents of forest gump, but not the table tennis playing ability

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The power of becoming an apple tree

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The ability to control Do-Do Birds

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The power to level up on a game which you can't level up on.

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Invincibility, but you feel twice as much pain to everything

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The ability to see into the present.

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The power of HONOR AND LOVE! Moral: it wont make you honorable, or lovable by the way.

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the power to fax people with your mind

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The ability to change your weight

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The power to fly, but only fly north

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the power to be immortal, but only temporally

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The power to laugh so hard you can't breath at "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?" Jokes.

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The power to see your reflection with The Mirror

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The power to only be obesely fat.

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The power look completely butiful but Only in complete darkness

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The power to chew with your tongue

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The ability to open a door that was already open.

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the ability to do see through any girl's clothes but you must be singing a Demi Lovato song at 76.786 Decibels EXACTLY!

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the power to melt your bones

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!