The ability to self destruct at will.

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The power to eat food a little faster. So when you are done you have to just stay there for 5 more minutes for everybody to finish

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The power to telepathically open umbrellas, only open and only umbrellas.

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The ability to have have any powers with over 1500 likes in this website for 20 seconds at a time

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The power to become attractive to women. but only when your with elderly people and Sarah Palin.

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the power to burp every time you drink 1 litre of soda/fizzy

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The power to punch with the force of hulk ... But Die instintly

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The power to fly in tornadoes

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The power to have 99 problems, except your dog... if she is female.

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the power to be good at something your already good at.

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The ability to see women naked, but only if they weigh 400 pounds or more.

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the power to shoot what your looking at but only when your looking at watermelons

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The power to wake up one second earlier than everyone else.

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the ability to spin gold into straw

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The power to kill you self.

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The Power to clone yourself instantly, but one of you dies!

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The power to have no power

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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the power to find a websites that shows you pointless superpowers...

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The Power To Captilize The First Letter Of Each Word Without Thinking About It.

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Immunity to everything but AIDS, bears, being choked with cloth, Donald trump, Energy Blasts, fire, guns, etc.

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The ability to produce a nickle each time you smack you`re face on any hard surface so hard you break at least 6 bones.

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The power to shoot several liters of blood out of you`re nose at high speed at will.

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!