The power to summon your mom so you can prove she's not as fat as the chav in front of you is saying she is

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The power of hindsight

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The ability to get free housing for at least 25 years after running over your neighbor.

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power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

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The power to turn into any edible object in a restaurant.

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The power to be on mars. Not survive, not go between mars and earth. You could just instantaneously be on mars, then probably die.

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the power to poop dogs without fur.

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The power to spontaneously combust while nobody is around!

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Have god like powers but only on 30 of february

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the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

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The ability to see the future through the eyes of people you don't know in places you can never go while you are doing life threatening work.

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the power to be immortal, but only temporally

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The power to die

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To the comment below: You wont get a chance to miss me mortal... Moral: The color of envy... you wish you could be like me... everyone of you, yet some of you got the balls/pussies to prove it! For the people! For the freedom of speech! For courage and strength! For balls of steel! For the ladies... and most importantly... because I f*cking want to! NOW AND FOREVER! I AM MORAL MAN!

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The power to shrink your dick smaller but an inability to make it larger (even back to the original size).

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the power to pee while brushing your teeth

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get my hair more 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 Straighter---Girl!

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The power to ejaculate needles.

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The power to make an apple you're holding taste delicious, but only for other people

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The power to cry sulfuric acid.

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The ability to instantly turn 360 degrees.

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The power to forget you have a super power.

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The power to convert Oxygen into chemical energy and waste gases.

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the power to get extra homework

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!