The power to have super lungs, but be deathly allergic to air.

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The power to walk up stairs faster then normal.

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The power to instantly reduce the sales price of an item to ten percent of the original but you must buy at least ten.

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The power to poop without wiping

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The power to rite liek dis

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The ability to breathe out of water.

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The power to die on command.

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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The power to cambiar el idioma de din kommentar at will.

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The power to eat socks

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The power to not see the troll dude in the Pointless Superpowers logo raping the words 'Pointless Superpowers'

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The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

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The power to open doors the opposite way they were made to open.

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The ability to sense every time your mom and dad are doing it even when you don't want to.

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The epic power of laser pointer vision.

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The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

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the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

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the power to get married

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The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.

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I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

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The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

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The power to fire lasers from my nipples.

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The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!