The ability to control Do-Do Birds

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The power to make grass grow 1cm longer than usual.

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The Superpower to sleep at night.

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the power to sleep with any woman, unless your a man

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The power to create mysterious stains on your clothes.

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The ability to walk on your hands because your feet have nails in them.

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The ability to be heard in space

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The power to see through glass

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The power to fire lasers from my nipples.

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Infinite knowledge when dead

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The power to have night vision when there's daylight.

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get my hair more 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 Straighter---Girl!

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The power to turn invisible but only different parts of the body and happens at random times of the day.

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The power to fly 4 inches from the ground

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The power to smell any flower from the 15th century once a year.

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Th power to have a 10 minute delayed reaction, so if you stub your toe 10 minutes later you scream like a f***nut

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The power to convert Oxygen into chemical energy and waste gases.

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The power to read any captcha, but no longer be able to type.

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I'm a giant di

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Power to come up with an idea you have recently heard of.

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The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

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the power to make your nipples dissappear

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The power to be alone

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The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!