The power to be black, but only if you are at a KKK meeting

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The power to change the color of your arm hair.

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The power to make water come out of your fingertips in a slow trickle, the way it looks in the shower.

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The power to eat razorblades, but only when covered in a mixture of antifreeze, bile and tabasco sauce.

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Eclairvoiance: The ability to forsee when you will eat your next cream-filled, chocolate coated pastry...

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The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.

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The power to think of pointless powers.

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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The power to bleed anally at will

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The power to be the best driver in the world, when not moving.

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The power to have incredible wet orgasms. if you are a man.

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The power to shit 1 penny per every year

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the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead

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The power to kill yourself

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The power to sound like a 12 year old while playing call of duty

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The power to summon cops to arrest you

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the power to like charlie

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To fly.. into the zone.."Friend zone"

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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The power to play Call of Duty for free, if you've already bought the game not for free.

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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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The power to never be tired, but only when rowing a boat.

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The power to speak any language, but only the ones that aren't spoken in the country that you are in.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!