The power to have your entire body totally frictionless. Except for your nipples. They have a drag coefficient of around 5 parachutes.

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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The power to get arrested

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The power to shit on the ceiling

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The power to turn your current clothes inivisible

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The ability to teach someone how to blink.

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The ability to pull Bleach Flavored lighter fluid out of your ass every time you see a modern feminist or a Jacob Satorious video

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The power of superman while never being able to leave Krypton.

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The power to blink at incredibly fast speeds

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The ability to sh*t actual bricks.

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To be able to generate cancer at will

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The ability to see through other peoples eyes but only when they're closed.

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The power to jump over any fence no matter how high! Good luck surviving the fall.

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the power to have an organsim when your a boy

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The ability to levitate birds

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the power to summon a massive midget

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The power to make every single person in the world hate you and want you dead.

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The power to like any show

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Having the power to see in the dark if you are blind

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The Power to Die if you are dead

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The power to lock a public toilet door and climb over the walls with ease.

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The power to think of a clever comeback as soon as the person has left the room.

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the power to go "heh heheh heh perverted"

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The power to teleport to a singular spot 500 meters above sea level and you don't have any other powers.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!