The power to spell 'a' correctly

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The power to teleport 13,000,000,000 lightyears but not be able to return.

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The power to discern the breed of a cat by the taste of its poop.

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The power to turn invisible except for your fingers and toes.

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The power to still believe in Santa Clause.

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The power to perform incredible feats of strength and speed but only while on an elevator.

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The power of eating from ears.

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the power to be invisible, but only at night

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The powwer of super-serial watching on netflix

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The power to have 21/20 vision.

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The power to breathe underwater but only if you are dry.

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Will i tell you the joke about the butter? Aww no you'll only spread it!

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Nihat Do?an

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The ability to consume nutrient of the object what you swallow.

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The ability to make your body colder in cold whether and hotter in hot whether

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The power to become normal the point is he has no powers

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Can fall without taking any injury, but for only 1 foot.

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To have the ability to trip over your own "meat curtains" at will and make it look graceful... somehow.

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The power to smell a fart from a 500 mile radius.

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The power to have super speed for 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 milliseconds a century

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The ability to irreversibly turn into a turkey days before thanksgiving.

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The power of the most useless power and have that power.

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The power to fly, but only when you're on a plane

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The ability to crap, but only while being watched

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!