the power to spit long distances at inconvenient times

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the power to half transform to something.

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the power to ejaculate 69% of what you normally do

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The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

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the power to know when the pope is taking a dump

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the ability to do see through any girl's clothes but you must be singing a Demi Lovato song at 76.786 Decibels EXACTLY!

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The power to eat anything, but always vomit 15 minutes later.

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The power to lick your elbow.

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power to fart through your mouth

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power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

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The ability to have udders for nipples.

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the power to tell have a alarm clock in your head that only go's off evry 30 secents and it deeps for 20 u cant take it owt or stop it lols

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the power two peel m&ms -jesse

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the power to Shoop Da whoop out of your bum hole

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The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

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The power to wipe your ass with one confetti

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Qu1. Why is Steven Hawking so smart A. Because he's half robot. Qu.2. Why is Albert Einstein so smart A. He got forced to try things.

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The Power to make miracle, now days there are no safe place in earth. We may died anytime

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The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

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The power to ride a unicorn without a horn that can't fly.

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The power to be light and stand against darkness. Moral: FU Destiny!

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The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

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The power to grow your fingernails at 1.5% times the average speed, provided you contribute three hours a day to meditation.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!