- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to feel pain whenever you breathe

The power to get an erection in the most akward of situations.

The power to turn into any cat which is about to give birth.

the power to make hate films against Islam... theres no space for bigots and jerks on this Earth.

The to ejaculate anytime but only when your mom appears in front of you.

The power to think that you can fly when you wear a cape.

The power to have the aim of Torres

the power to have a pointless superpower

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The power to find any film directed by Uwe Boll entertaining.

The power to serve the Lord Dog.

the power to guess anybodies breakfast

The power to ejaculate napalm

The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

The ability to sit on air, provided you are in space.

Read fortune cookies without opening them

The power to jump 1 centimeter off the ground and be hungry and if you don't get food within a nano second you'll die of exposure to any form of matter

The power to be really bad at CSGO

the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose

thw power to not feel anything during sex unless you dont like the sex (ie rape, ugly fat pearson)

having superpowers during the inquisition

The ability to get anyone answer your messages when the answer starts: What the...

the power to piss at will but only when your bladder is full

The power to shoot money out of your hands, but only when your body is on fire.

Pointless Super Powers