The power to cause slow people in front of you in the corridor to walk 3% faster

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The power to look at this thing - Browny the dow

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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The power to walk at the speed of light, but not any slower.

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The power to be immune to any type of radiation, unless it has something from the periodic table.

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The power to make things disappear when I shut my eyes, then bring them back when I open them.

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The power to turn anything you touch into cats

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The power to stop existing.

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The power to make your breath smell like vanilla at will.

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The ability to fly while awake, but you are narcoleptic

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The power to magically create a shampoo bottle in your hands but only when you're on the toilet

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The power to throw-up purple cheese curds on command, but you are also allergic to purple cheese curds?

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YOU CAN WISH BUT IT WILL NOT COME TRUE -.-

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The ability to forget how to breathe automatically.

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The power to make Dylan Zona trip on everything when he walks and falls face first I to a pile of shit

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The power to see the past.

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The power to make a pointless superpower.

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The power to turn yourself into Donald Trump.

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The power to grow the most sexy tits ever. (If your a straight man)

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The power to laugh uncontrolably in public

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The power of bad luck

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the power to move things with your mind in your imagination

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The ability to push "pull" doors, and pull "push" doors.

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The power to float in water, and then sink sometimes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!